“减肥。因为我减过N次了。”
1990年6月1日大约11时30分，马六甲中央医院，一名大腹便便的妇女带着丈夫以及4岁儿子的祝福被推进了产房。接着，丈夫在产房外来回渡步，满头大汗，那4岁儿子则好奇地看着他的爸爸。接下来的30多分钟对于那男士来说简直是度日如年。最后，产房发出了男婴微弱的哭声，然后一名年轻漂亮的护士抱着一名刚出生的小生命对那男士说：“恭喜，是个男孩哦！”
一个礼拜后，男士带着儿子探望儿子的妈以及儿子的弟。在病床旁协助妇女的仍然是那年轻漂亮的护士。随后，那护士带着父子去看他家那新到的成员...男士深情望着他儿子的同时，护士小姐说：“是个很健康的男孩哦...体重XXXX...”
我想，我是不敢再问我还是婴儿时的重量了。因为我亲爱的妈妈说：“若用比例来说，你现在比你当时重很多...”而我亲爱的爸爸在旁猛点头；看过我儿时照片的朋友都说：“为什么你跟之前差酱多的？”顿时感到一阵寒风吹过，而我化身寒风中的枯黄树叶，从此一蹭不起，十分沮丧。然后为了安慰自己，犒赏自己暴饮暴食的权利...结果体重指数涨停...同时也发现体重与心情的好坏有那么一点关系。
两个礼拜前，第二批国民服务进监牢前夕，约了一班朋友出来喝饯行茶。大家有一搭没一搭地聊，最后竟然聊到了体重。此时与我交情频深的俊辉对我说了一句话：“我出来时一定要看到你瘦啊...很想看你瘦下来后的模样咯...”不愧为我最知心朋友之一，临走前还关心我的幸福！忍不住，我使出九牛二虎之力，拍了拍他的肩膀，两人虎目含泪，深情对望，心情排山倒海，依依不舍（呃...成语使用不当请多包涵=P）当下决定第三天(第二天要送行不得空...不过基本上也是没送到...因为迷路了...@.@")马上拟定减肥计划并即刻实行，不负男人之间的约定。
第三天，第四天，第五天，我都有乖乖地遵从自己的时间表：八点起床，八点半跑步至十时，下午五点半再跑；一天至少50下Sit Up，70下Pumping；除了晚餐，其他餐一律苹果。第六天中午，从补习中心载弟弟回家时，我那弟弟嚷嚷着要吃饭。无奈，只好带着他去我家附近的经济饭店打包。不去还好，一去不得了，一道道色彩鲜艳的菜肴在引诱着我的舌头，拉扯着我的灵魂，动摇我的坚定；活泼的酸甜鸡丁，冷艳的黑酱炖猪肉，火辣辣的咖哩鱼...终于，我冷静了，我清醒了。深深吸了一口气，我坚定地走向老板娘，说：“老板娘，给我两包白饭，一包加饭。”
于是，我的肚子满足了，我的减肥计划也暂时性宣告失败了。有一句话说：“民以食为天。”毕竟，吃是为了补充体内不足的营养，以及给予人类力量。所以我说能吃就是福。当你需要时，不必特地去扭曲自己的生活或习惯，因为追究起来，人类也可算是一种动物。我可没看过一只狗一只猫为了减肥饿肚子...至于男人之间的约定，咱们下回分解...还没完噢！我还可以减肥的！下次绝对不去那家店了...
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*~星情回复~*
我朋友有教我一个减肥的方法，可是你真的需要有耐性。。。
它做sit up１００下，然后控制饮食，还有另外一些动作，我试过了，真的有效，可是却因为自己太过于懒惰的关系，现在没有酱做了。。。如果有兴趣可以联络我
就在这里分享呗？造福大众勒...呵呵^_^
感觉上会教坏大家。。。因为那也算是不健康的方法。。。。
那么你就星情秘密地叫我呗^_^"
哈哈，
减肥是一个口号，不过时的潮流。
哈哈哈！不过流行也很久了咯...应该算世纪性流行风呗 =P
俊辉酱说我还以为你不能做到呢。。。呵呵。。。
哈哈~
加油啊~
哇哈哈~